The Bizarre Ramblings of a Sane Madman was written to stretch your mind and imagination and let you share in the thoughts that permeate my brain. hopefully it will make you laugh and stop to realize the multitude of absurdities we encounter on a daily basis. i hired an assistant to stand next to me while i wrote this book and slap me silly every time i started to rant ramble be random or get a little wacky. .. he quit after the first day lucky you or wait..maybe not.