Troublesome quandaries can burst through the ER doors at any moment.

Inscrutable ERcurtains conceal patients'' weird and shocking sexual misadventures. Have you ever wondered what goes on behind those curtains? Embark on a journey guided by the AssMaster, Steve Mimnaugh, M.D., as he is challenged by his patients'' tribulations of the human undercarriage.

Learn the AssMaster''s origin story and enjoy a voyeuristic fly-on-the-wall perspective on insertions gone wrong and other travails of the nether regions. Crack open "The AssMaster Chronicles" and become an enthusiastic ''civilian'' observer of those bizarre, but very real, human stories.

This memoir gives you a unique, entertaining, and educational experience right at your fingertips. As we say in the ER, "You can''t make this shit up."