Ah, the single life

The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the table for one in a draught, please. In his hilarious new book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you''ve got a significant other half. For women: Leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: Wash your towels. And if you''ve just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach ''closure'', otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. Also includes:

• Great chat-up lines for the older lover: ''Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?''
• Beauty tips for dates: How to look twenty years younger? Stand further away
• Things not to say on a first date: Would you like to see my shrine to the others?
• And at last, the truth about what women really want

If you''re in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you''re happily single, follow Jeff''s advice and you''re guaranteed to stay that way...
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