100 Ways for a Chicken to Train its Human

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100 Ways for a Chicken to Train its Human

Humour collections and anthologies Domestic animals and pets

Author: Diane Parker

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Language: English

Published by: Hodder & Stoughton

Published on: 28th March 2013

Format: LCP-protected ePub

Size: 1 Mb

ISBN: 9781444717549


About the Book

From Fowl Play to Hen-tertainment, in this hilarious collection by Diane Parker the chickens show us who are really in charge, and what they''re really plotting inside their coops!

Humorous Insights

Don''t worry about the morning after the night before. Unmade nests, broken eggs and scattered food -your human will not even notice the difference and they always have spare time to clean up after you.

Chicken Tips

Free range means you have the right to roam. However you choose to do it, escape on a regular basis and refuse to return until you are ready. Try to tip your food hopper up so all the corn spills. That way your human will have to refill it on a more regular basis.

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