About the Book

Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Velcro.
What a rip off.

Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he''s got a massive bum.

So I went to the doctors. I said, ''I got hurt in a pillow fight.'' He said, ''You''ve got concushion.''

Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair

Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won''t be able to put it down!