THE NUMBER 1 BESTSELLER - AND THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE ROSS O'CARROLL-KELLY FAN IN YOUR LIFE!

Ross is a national institution - Irish Times

The social satire is as sharp as it gets ... compelling and carefully crafted - Irish Examiner

One of the funniest writers in the country - RTÉ Radio One

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''The name''s O''Carroll-Kelly. Ross O''Carroll-Kelly.''

As the great James Bond said, ''History isn''t kind to men who play God.'' How right the dude ended up being.

My secret double-life was finally catching up with me. Sorcha wanted a divorce. I was facing jail time for taking my orse out in a pub in Cork. And there was a very good chance that my sister-in-law''s surrogate baby was actually mine?

One by one, all of the goys turned their backs on me.

Then came an unexpected plot twist. From beyond the grave, Fr Fehily - the M and the Q to our Leinster Schools Senior Cup-winning team - sent us all on one final mission . . .

To walk the Camino - or die trying!

It''s, like, double oh fock!

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''Laugh-out-loud funny'' - Anton Savage, Newstalk

''A legendary anti-hero'' - Business Post

''Ripe with witty neologisms, side-splitting sexscriptions and of course, rugby ... Paul Howard continues to keep the quality control at an impressively high level. Fair focks'' Hot Press