Ollie wants to lead a Boy Scout troop. Wade wants to lead soldiers into combat. Dr. Snider just wants to go home and retire.

The three men find themselves taking a group of reluctant teenagers on a campout in the wilds of Nagorno-Karabakh, where they get hopelessly lost. They wander into the no-man's-land between Armenia and Azerbaijan and find themselves caught up in a small war.

To make things worse, the US has lost a nuclear warhead in the area and the Russians and Iranians want to find it as badly as the Americans do. The kids come upon it first and only the Baku Boy Scouts and their arch-rivals, the Math Genies, can avert a major international incident.